Type of Friends that I have

How many types of friends do you have in your circle of life? I have tons of friends. Wanna know my type? this is just my opinion but if you think its useless, well, try to reflect it from your own experience. do you have this type of person in your circle of friends?

1. stubborn - although we have advice 1000x about the husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/wife, still wants them back. After wasting 70months fighting, break up/divorce and become very tragic 
2. full of ego - did the wrong thing but never wanting to apologize. have to stay away from you as I cant stand your freaking ego
3. OKB - stands for Orang Kaya baru whom is recently very rich and whatever this person do, although it is wrong, everybody is trying to say that he is right. 
4. Butt Licker - this person is even worst, they will try to lick your friend's butt who is OKB because they got some debt with him/her. Mess with that person, they cant pay back.
5. Shit principle holder - No matter what, friends come first, but when the boyfriend is a control freak, forget friend. or no matter who you are, if you are freaking wrong, then you are wrong but if I have debt with you and no money to pay, i can put my principle aside. Whatever you do is correct.
6. too nice - they are extremely too nice and sometimes get on your nerves but they are just tooo nice.
7. too handy - loves to help. Its good too! 
8. Over the fence - this type of friends, they just sit on the fence and not doing anything. if few person fights, they will sit over the fence and watch and say yes to everything but not backing up at all.
9. 2 faces - face to face, fucking nice. back to back, from head to toe story comes out.
10. always act mature but actually not - tell people i am immature, but when you did, its okay as it will be freaking cute.
11. Spy - they just freaking listen and then tell everything to the person that we fight. we wouldnt know as he/she will act like there is nothing happen between us.
12. accepting - no matter how bad/good u are, he/she accepting.
13. not to say bad about people. Its too good to be true. o_O Sakit jiwa dpt manusia macam ni. When you think u hv good friends, they do this. So once u got a good one, appreciate them.please.