Lagu Pengecut

Kenapa aku buat lagu ini dalam bahasa melayu? Sbb aku rase pengintip tetap aku tu adalah orang melayu yang tak paham bahasa Inggeris.. Ops sorry... ops Maaf! Faham ke sorry tue apa? tak faham? tak faham lagu coward chicken song? TU maksudnya pengecut ayam! skang ni... amek lagu bahasa melayu incase ko bodoh...or memang ko lagi bodoh ... kot?

Malay version


Aku tak faham
mengapa diriku diintip
aku bukannya Siti Nurhaliza
ataupun Mawi


Semua dengki denganku
terutama si komentator yang
agak pengecut dalam blog ku
kasihanilah dirinya
kerana aku rasa aku tau
dia mahukan suami aku
tapi malangnya
suami aku menolaknya
kerana dia terlalu hodoh dan jijik!


*kau seorang pengecut
kau seorang p**dan
kau seorang loser yang hanya berani
meluahkan perasaan melalui komennya
aku tahu kau keji dan jijik
dan aku jamin
tempat barumu
adalah Neraka Jahanam!


aku sangka Syaitan itu jahat
tak sangka kau lebih teruk dari Iblis
Iblis pon menangis melihat kau
kerana kau lebih kejam darinya


sungguh aku tak sangka
hidupku bagaikan selebriti
selebriti pon tak macamku
diintip sentiasa


*chorus repeat


Music

*chorus repeat

Kau mahukan aku mati
Aku tahu kenapa
kau mahukan suami aku
jika benar marah padaku
silalah beli kayu besbol
dan pukul katilmu sendiri.


chorus *

sudah-sudahlah
hari raya waktu bermaafan
kau yang minta bermusuh
tidak mengapalah

kau memang SAH
TINGGAL DI NERAKA KELAK
aku doakan kau sentiasa
bahagia hidup bersama syaitan dan iblis

Sekian, aku sentiasa terima benci kau...
hanya tuhan sahaja yang tau...

Coward Chicken Songs

Since I have unknown mucha fakar (m*th*rf*c*e*) who stalking me through internet... which is soo soo cowardly.. maybe she/he aint got p**sy or d*ckhead... or maybe ITS a shemale...so for you mucha fakar... this is your fakar songs...

Coward Fakar

I dont know why
I think my life is worst than celebrities
in the office someone stalking me
and someone is stalking me through the web



Its better being celebrities
as everyone wanna know about me
cuz for sure I'll be in fame
and I know
you might wanna know
how was my sex last nite

*i still dont get it
why you need to hunt me down
im no value to you
it is because you are so jealous
or because you want my hubby
but he totally rejected you

*poor you
guys rejected you
even lesbians runs away
what a sucks life you have
im glad that Im me
where every1 likes me!

I do have some shit attitude
but people remembers my greatest
that's why they love me
instead of loving you
pity you but you dont deserve
even a shit!

i have no idea who the heck you are
or what the heck you want from me
as you are so coward into showing
the true you

sorry for being frank
u totally a pussy
if you are a guy
or a dickhead
if you are a girl
cuz you only dare to fight
through my lovely blog

chorus*

Na na na na na na

Everyday thinking of you
making me laugh
cuz as you suck being a human
I have imagine, 
how is your life if you are a donkey
for sure your caretaker
regrets taking you as their pet

*chorus

Its funny how you wanted me to die
I do hope I die faster
so I have less sin than you do
cuz for now Im sure
you are totally wanted in hell

too bad I dont know you
too bad I dont even wanna know you
cuz looking to that fugly face
its makes me wanna laugh my ass of

*chorus till fade

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Annoying Song for the Stalker Bitch!

This song is dedicated to some stalker in the house! Yeah you bitch! Who? I wont mention name but you know who you are biatch!!

I dont know why
I think you are annoying
keep stalking me
wanna know what I am doing
Wanna know what I said
so that you can complaint
Sometimes I wanna think
Are you a lesbian?
so far I know you have 4 kiddo
but why keep stalking me?

I wish I dont be like Rihanna
where one girl said te amo to her
making me freak out when thinking about it
you keep your door open
so I think you are stalking me

Chorus
Ever since you got promotion
your door never close
ever since you complaint bout me
your door never close
Are you a stalker
are you a stalker
what I know you are annoying
annoying bitch that I cant stand off!

This song may annoys you
but wanna you to know how I hated you
ever since the complaint
i realized that you are into me
No one care about me before
even my parents dont give a shit
but I never knew someone who is a stranger
keep on stalking me
whatever I do and talk
You always complaint...
Complain not to one but everyone
including the boss

Chorus
Ever since you got promotion
your door never close
ever since you complaint bout me
your door never close
Are you a stalker
are you a stalker
what I know you are annoying
annoying bitch that I cant stand off!

Im younger than you are
but your attitude is slightly 4 years old
I dont understand actually you are vice versa
I know you suck being a homo-sapience
that's why all your maid run away
either its your attitude
or its because you are a stalker

covering up is not enough
i know what you are up too
stupid lil things you make it big
jeopardizing my work
killing me deeply in the heart
making my life miserable
its all because of you
I had enough of you
I wish I can sack you
but what can I do
im just a secretary

Chorus
Ever since you got promotion
your door never close
ever since you complaint bout me
your door never close
Are you a stalker
are you a stalker
what I know you are annoying
annoying bitch that I cant stand off!

seriously are you a lesbian?
the way you stalking me quite scary
before you never keep your door open
now you making it wider
so that you could listen to me
and see what am i doing
so you could complaint to boss
I dont understand
why you need to mind my business
arent you supposed to care bout you?

Chorus
Ever since you got promotion
your door never close
ever since you complaint bout me
your door never close
Are you a stalker
are you a stalker
what I know you are annoying
annoying bitch that I cant stand off!

Annoying
Annoying
Annoying Stalker Bitch!!!


Thank you! Thank You! (I think I shall ask Missy Elliot to sing it for me baby!) hahah